Funny status for whatsapp and facebook || best quotes

funny status for whatsapp and facebook :

dosto aaj hum aapke liye  whatsapp aur facebook par share karne ke liye kuchh funny "status" aur "quotes" lekar aaye hain aashaa nahi balki pura ummid karte hain ki ye status ya quotes aapko jarur pasand aayege . To chaliye dosto shuru karte hain :

*funny status 1:

thande paani se nahaana chahiye
aur
jo hamse jale use jalaana chahiye.

*funny status 2 :

apni taarif swaym kare kyuki burai karne ke liye bahut se haraamkhor baithe hain.

*funny status 3 :

kaam aisa karo ki log kahe ki tu rahne de main khud kar lungaa.

*funny status 4 :

ye jaruri nahi ki sabhi rishtey khoon ke ho

kuchh rishtey khoon choosne ke liye bhi hote hain.

*funny status 5 :

petrol to saala ab tabhi sasta hoga 

jab ise china waale nikaalenge.

*funny status 6 :

wo hindu ko maraata hai

muslim ko marata hai

sikh aur isai ko bhi marata hai.

MISS CALL maarne waale ka koi majhab nahi hota hai.

*funny status 7 :

palat dungaa saari duniya main ai khudaa |

bas razai me se nikalane ki taakat de de.

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*** yah bhi:   pati patni ke funny jokes ***

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*funny status 8 :

itihaas gawaah hai ki jab bhi

koi naya saal aaya hai

to saal bhar se jyada nahi tik paaya hai.

*funny status 9 :

kuch log itna single hote hain ki 

dual sim waale phone me bhi single sim hoti hai.

*funny status 10 :

jab paap ka ghada bhar jaaye to ghada hatakar 

drum laga dena chaahiye.

Dhanywaad dosto milte hain agle post me.

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