best funny jokes 2018 part 2:
dosto isme aap logo ko khush aur hasaane ke liye ye funny jokes aur status publish kiye jaa rahe hain so please share kare apne dosto ko.
joke 1 :
papa : beta , tujhe is baar parichha me 80% number laane hain.
golu : papa is baar main 90% laaungaa .
papa : mazaak mat kar .
golu :shuru kisne kiya hai.
joke 2:
ek baat mujhe samajh nahi aati
jo log gariboon ke hak ke liye
ladate hain wo ladate ladate amir
kaise ho jaate hain.
joke 3 :
ICEBERG ne titanic ko dubaaya thaa
par
ye saala ZUCKERBERG to poori generation dubaa raha hai.
joke 4 :
do baate kabhi mat bhulanaa
mushibaton me ghabraana
aur
shardi me nahaana nahi chahiye.
joke 5 :
aaj raat 12 baje se PM badal jaayegaa
aur
uske jagah 12 baje ke baad AM chaalu ho jaayegaa.
joke 6 :
kuchh logon ko dekhkar gaali
khud kahati hai main baahar aau.
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yeh bhi :best funny jokes part 1
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joke 7:
yaad rakho
pyaar andhaa hota hai
ghar aur pados waale nahi.
joke 8 :
ek aadmi baba ramdev ji se
kahata hai ki baba koi aisi
takneek izaad karo jis se gomutra
se bike chalne lage.
joke 9 :
aane waali kadake ki thandi
ko dekhte hue kendra sarkar ka
bada faisalaa :
nahaaye hue vyakti ko chuaa hua
vykti bhi nahaaya maana jaayegaa.
joke 10 :
aajkal shampoo me itne vitamins
minerals, aur protiens paaye jaate hain
ki
sochata hu ki khaane ke baad ek chamachh roz liya karu.
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