hndi jokes || funny jokes

Hindi jokes :

dosto is post me aapka hardik swagat hai aaj hum aapke liye kuchh new funny jokes lekar aaye jo apne aap me bahut hi funny hain.to chaliye dosto shuru karte hain in funny jokes ko -

joke 1 :

jindagi me thode kaand bhi karne chaahiye 

varna budhaape me gangaa me jaakar kya dhowoge kachha.

joke 2 :

ravaan ke 

sir - 10

aankhe - 20

par nazar sirf ek ladki par 

but

aajke ladkon ke

sir - 1

aankhe - 2

aur nazar har ladki par.

joke 3 :

achha hua ki 1947 me whatsapp aur facebook nahi thaa nahi to log kahte ki is massage ko itna share karo ki angrez khud hi india chhor ke bhaag jaaynege.

joke 4 :

kuchh log itne bhayankar kuwaare hote hain ki taas khelte hue bhi begam nahi aati hai.

joke 5 :

arz kiya hai :

kal kare so 

aaj kar 

aaj kare so

abb

abe karta hi rahegaa to dhoyegaa kab.

joke 6 :

ek aadmi hoshiyaari jhaad raha thaa 

lohe ko lohe kaatata hai

aur 

hire ko hira 

tabhi pichhe se aakar use kutte ne kaat liya.

joke 7 :

ek aadmi ne status daala ki aaj main chhat par bina machhardaani ke soungaa .

phir kya tha

150 machharon ne like kar diya.

joke 8 :

achhi sakal naa ho to koi burai nahi hai

par

buri sakal lekar facebook pe 20 logo ko bhi tag karna aatankwaad hai.

joke 9 :

jaati dekhkar vote dele waalon suno

tum neta chun rahe ho

apna jija nahi.

joke 10 :

hamaare desh koi aisa vyawsaay nahi jo

achha naa chale .

agar koi saap bechne ki dukaan bhi khol le to 

log ye sochkar kharidenge ki chalo padosi ke ghar me chodenge.

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