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funny husband and wife jokes :

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1.

aurat: pandit ji mere shaadi ke das saal ho gaye par abhi tak ek bhi bachha nahi hua.

pandit : main badrinaath me diya jalaa dungaa phir bhagwaan ki kripa se ho jaayega.

                                    

                                                    aur 10 year baad

pandit ji us aurat ke ghar gaye to dekhaa das bachhe hain.

pandit : mubaarak ho bachhon ke papa kaha hain.

aurat : badrinaath gaye hain diye bujhaane ||||

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2.

patni : aap bahut bhole hain aapko koi bhi bewkoof bana deta hai.

pati: shuruaat to tere baap ne ki thee.

3.

pati : sabji me namak kyu nahi daala 

patni : wo sabji jal gayi thee

pati : to namak kyu nahi daala.

patni : wo kya hai naa main jale par namak nahi chhidakati.

4.

pati : aajkal naa tum sigrate peene se rokti ho aur naa hi wine peene se , kya sab sikaayate khtm ?

patni : nahi kal hi LIC waale aaye the sab faayde bata kar gaye hain.

5.

pati : shaanti ko bulaao

patni : apni kaam waali ko

pati : haa

patni : kyu?

pati : doctor ne kaha hai ki dard ki dava khao aur shaanti ke shaath so jaao.

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